Friday, January 21, 2011

Be Cool Now

There are a few things that I am super into right now. I beg you to please look into these things so that you too can be a trendsetter.

The first thing is the phrase "Rock On!" I understand that this phrase may seem out of date, but on the contrary, it is perhaps the most timeless phrase one could use. It can be used in a variety of situations. For instance, one could simply say it out loud as a means of cheering for his or herself. Example: If you are working hard on your Excel homework and you finish a difficult question, you could say "Rock On!" after you finish making your chart, or entering your data, etc as a mini celebration. Another situation where this phrase would be more than appropriate is when you are at a makeshift dance. I know that these don't come along all that often, but when they do, it's definitely important that you make the most of it. So when you are jammin' to Blink-182 or The Starting Line, you can put your hands in a rocker position, stick out your tongue, and yell "Rock On!" at anyone and everyone in your close proximity as a means of proving how cool you are. Finally, the phrase is perfect when using sarcasm. In a circumstance where it might seem appropriate to use inappropriate words, it might be more beneficial to poke fun at the situation by saying "Rock On!" in a sarcastic tone rather than risking offending anyone. Example: if you are in a bad neighborhood of your hometown, running late for a doctors appointment, but getting gas quickly before you head back to school and you accidentally lock your keys in your car after your car alarm goes off, it might be more beneficial to say "Rock On!" than to cuss at the rest of the customers of the gas station because regardless of what you say, you are still going to have to call a locksmith.

Secondly, I am recently curious as to why the general population doesn't enjoy eating at the wonderful establishment known as Red Robin. I would honestly be willing to drive great distances to eat their bottomless fries as my delicious appetizer, mozerella sticks as my meal and their new specialty cupcakes as my dessert. Additionally, they have the most delicious shakes I have ever had in my life. I have recently heard comments that Red Robin is a classy establishment if you are an old person, however, I am under the impression that Luby's, Cracker Barrel, and Golden Coral are more popular among the elderly folks. Personally, when I eat at Red Robin, I observe young, hip families with precious children, not old folks. Lastly, how can anyone resist their catchy call and response? "Red Robin.... YUM!" I mean what is more inviting?!


Finally, I hope everyone is aware that any association with Courtney aka COBO automatically makes one cooler, I mean look at those sunglasses :)

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