Are you a fan of Heidi Klum and her Bravo hit TV show Project Runway? Well I hope that what follows does not offend you. I will let you know that I am a fan of this show too and for many seasons I watched every episode religiously. It is this love that inspired the latest slang literally spoken by everyone I know. The phrase you might ask? "Project Vomway!" Yes I know that you are sitting at your desk, in club libs, on your iPhone, iPad, etc very confused about this phrase's use if you are for some reason out of the loop on this latest vocabulary, but do not worry. Project vomway is short for projectile vomit, yes I know that you are feeling sick to your stomach at the sound of these words, thus the project vomway to disguise the connotations. The following are some contexts in which you may use this delightful phrase:
1. Sarah: "Oh wow, did you see the dress on the mannequin at Saks? "
Karleigh: "Oh you liked that, literally I wanted to project vomway all over it, who would wear that?"
* In this instance, proj vom is used as a means of describing someone's negative reaction to something.
2. Daryl : "I heard you project vomway all over the bathroom last night, rough night?"
Kramer : "Yeah, I'm fine, I think I just ate a bad fajita at that Mexican restaurant."
* In this instance, project vomway is used as a verb to literally describe throwing up
3. Stanley: "Hey Janie, what did you think of that movie?"
Janie: "Proj Vom! That was the grossest movie I've ever seen!"
* In this instance, the phrase is used as an adjective to describe something that's gross or that they simply don't like."
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