how to get a hot date

So i don't know about everyone else, but when I see SUVs, or any car for that matter driving around with those stupid family member stickers on the back, I generally want to gag. If you don't know what I am talking about, please view the picture above. First of all, why does everyone on the highway need to know the age, name, and hobbies of everyone in your family? That is not going to make me anymore apologetic when you make some stupid traffic move. Furthermore, it's not like you are the only family with a son who plays soccer and a daughter who does ballet, or any other combination of child and activity for that matter. So what I am proposing is that we use these normally useless stickers for a worthwhile cause. And what is that cause you may ask? Clearly getting a hot date. How might we do this you might ask? Well I am proposing that all those single ladies (or I suppose single guys too) put their respective sticker on the back of their car. This is like asking for someone to call you up so that eventually your sticker won't look so bad by itself. This may sound absolutely ridiculous, but not nearly as ridiculous as the thousands of SUVs driving wild advertising what? That they have children? Let's please band together and give these stickers a purpose!