if we are being honest

i think octopuses are generally very under appreciated creatures. they are often chastised for their odd amount of appendages. i am sorry, these poor creatures have absolutely no control over their incredibly awkward bodies. however, before you point your finger and laugh at these often innocent but sometimes incredibly violent creatures you must first examine yourself. no, we do not have eight appendages, but four is still a lot. furthermore, we have fingers and toes. so let's do a little bit of math, um 4+10+10 is 24 and don't even get me started on ears and noses. who are we to judge when our awkward bodies consist of more than three times the amount of appendages as theirs. oh yeah, and your hands are basically deformed octopuses, i mean pentapuses. i mean they serve the same purpose. and we also have feet. can you please tell me what is not creepy about toes? especially when they are used to pick things up. i am sorry but octopuses at least have long, suctiony, elegent arms, not short little sausages to do their work. all i am asking is that the next time you point out the flaws of this creature, you first examine yourself before you make any rude or unfair claims.