oh hey! what's your spirit animal

i often hear of people making comparisons between someone's image and animals. for example if you are tall someone might say "oh ya she/he definitely embodies the character of a giraffe." this phenomenon usually is referred to as one's "spirit animal." however, i believe that for an animal to be someone's spirit animal, they must look alike. with this being said, i would argue that there is only one animal capable of fulfilling the role of someone's spirit animal. this animal is yes, a sloth. if you look at these beloved creatures, you can't help but see human faces. next time you see a puppy please explain how your best friend is a puppy because they do NOT resemble humans, they resemble puppies, because they are puppies. sloths on the other hand look like nothing. i mean they kind of look like aliens, but i guess aliens that resemble humans. this simple fact is though that this realization will ruin ice breaking activities for eternity. i mean how many times have you been at a function where you have to go around and say your name and your "spirit animal?" so basically it's going to be like "hey i am frank and i look most like a sloth," then "i am jessica and i guess i would have to say a sloth." and so on. can we please all just embrace our mutual spirit animal and become a little bit more creative when it comes to get to know you activities, honestly if these don't change all we will know is that we all look like the weirdest animals around.